TICKLE ATTACK! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TICKLES ALL UP IN YOUR BELLY PLACE!
AAAAAAAAH! NO! AAAAAGH! GHJKGLGKGKGKFF! AHAHA! DSGJHJHHJHKJLKL! STOOOOOOPPPP!
I’LL STOP WHEN YOU’RE DEAD. FROM TICKLING.
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Oscar de la Renta Spring/Summer 2012 | New York
Nothing like stealing your boyfriend’s clothes. <3
NO, YOU CAN’T HAVE A FUCKING IPHONE, LUKE! GET A JOB! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A CORPORATION? WE HAVE BILLS TO PAY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TAXES ARE? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CHICKEN COSTS? YOU’RE TWELVE. I’M SURE THEY’VE ROLLED BACK THE CHILD LABOR LAWS BY NOW. GET ON CRAIGSLIST AND FIND A DISHWASHING GIG.
ASPARAGUS? WHAT THE HELL IS ASPARAGUS, EARL? AND WHY ARE YOU BUYING THINGS FROM MEXICANS ON THE ROADSIDE? DON’T YOU KNOW THEY’RE STEALING ALL THE JOBS FROM THE UNEMPLOYMENT PEOPLE? IT’S SOCIALIST TO BUY THINGS FROM MEXICANS. WATCH THE NEWS, WHY DON’T YOU. WHAT’S NEXT, YOU GONNA GIVE HEALTHCARE TO WHOEVER WANTS IT? I SWEAR SOMETIMES YOU’RE HEAD’S ON BACKWARDS.
TAKE IT OUTSIDE AND THROW IT AWAY. WE NEED TO GO TO COSTCO. WE ONLY HAVE TWO POUNDS OF BACON LEFT AND I AIN’T GOT NO MORE POT PIES, PLUS I WANT NEW JEANS.
ah, switzerland. how weird that after my years of dreaming about this wonderful place i’m studying abroad in Central America.
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